Nov. 28th, 2009

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1. Dress simultaneously in clothing that uses one's school colors and evokes The Hustler starring Jackie Gleason.

2. Whenever you find dinner rolls, make sure you reenact Fatty Arbuckle's dancing rolls sequence (stolen by Chaplin).

3. When one of your utensils is a steak knife, make sure you carve all your food accordingly. Even if your macaroni and cheese is medium rare when you could have sworn you ordered it medium well.

4. Play a mean game of pool using that pool cue holder as often as possible.

5. In casual conversation, catch up with people, by running up to them with your well-run stories.

6. Play every British-y pub game there, no matter how dangerous you are with darts.

7. Be willing to dust off the stand-up, but only on the very unlikely chance that someone manages to find a microphone.

8. If they can't, leave them wanting more.

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